News headlines- all genuine- all bizarre

“Puffin found at sex clinic dies “- BBC news

“Man hollows out wooden leg to smuggle iguana” – Independent

“Hens loose after crash” -Independent

“ Big knickers save house from fire” _ Yahoo

“ Runaway lawnmower kills Buddhist monk in Milton Keynes” – The Times

“ Prince Charles’ harpist denies burglary charges”- The Times

“ Grandmother on mobility scooter is savaged by ferret”- The Times

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